(The scene: In front of the square of clean dirt. The four "heroes" begin their "investigation".)

1. Johnny Bravo: (Sees an attractive female neighbor watering her flowers. Poses.) "Hey there, little mama! Don't you worry about that ugly lawn. If you wanna see something that's well-manicured, you just gotta look right here. Hoo, ha, hooh!"

2. Scrooge McDuck: (Pulls out a pocket calculator and a soil meter.) "Bless me bagpipes! This is premium turf! Fine Fescue type! Someone has stolen exactly $1,200 worth of property from my property!"

3. Invader Zim: (Pulls out a sputtering alien device.) "FOOLS! It's obviously a biomass extraction beam! One of the other inferior races is harvesting organic material for their pathetic fleet! I will track it with my... CHLOROPHYLL TRACKER!"

4. Coop: (Yawns) "Man, all this mystery is making me hungry. Anybody know if they sell nachos around here? Megas needs fuel, and so do I."

5. Johnny Bravo: (Trying to impress the neighbor, he gets a hose and starts watering the bare dirt.) "Watch this, baby! With my magic touch, I'll make a garden of love grow right here!"

6. Scrooge McDuck: (Shouting at Johnny) "Stop wasting that water! I'm paying for that on my bill!"

7. Invader Zim: (His tracker beeps frantically and points... down.) "AHA! The thief didn't leave! It concealed itself underground! GIR, prepare the Tectonic Destabilizer!"

8. Coop: (Sees a hot dog stand down the street.) "Ooh, chili dogs! I'll be right back." (He wanders off, paying no attention.)

9. Zim: (Fires his beam at the ground. The dirt begins to tremble and rise, as if something is emerging.) "VICTORY FOR ZIM!"

10. (FX): (The square of dirt rises into the air, revealing it's actually a giant trapdoor. Underneath, a small garden gnome is sitting in a director's chair, holding a megaphone.)

11. Garden Gnome: "And... CUT! Perfect! The 'stolen lawn' scene for my independent film is in the can! Thank you all for your excellent performance as 'confused neighbors'!"

12. Scrooge McDuck: (Stares at the gnome, then at the others, completely stunned.) "...Are you telling me this was all for a movie... and I wasn't paid a location fee?"

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